Monday 18 June 2018

Sweden 1 South Korea 0

Jacqui Oakley begins by displaying her huge brass neck and telling us that the England players “must be sick talking about the World Cup”. They’re sick of it? You could always stop asking the feckin questions.

Ally McCoist then started wittering on about his world class breakfast. Dear God. He then informed us that the six foot six Korean striker will be a “threat in the air”.  Oh dear God.

Jon Champion stated that the Koreans had a bond due to their shared military service. What, they all did it together at the same time? Really?

Not the most scintillating first half, with Korean ‘keeper Jo’s great save the highlight.

Sweden consistently the better side, although it took another excellent VAR decision to overturn another refereeing mistake to give them a penalty. Captain Granqvist stepped up after all the attacking players went missing and gave the Swedes the lead which they held on to fairly comfortably without troubling the ‘keeper again.

Well played VAR, well played.

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